Kenapakah mimpiku....?

Malam tadi tido. Lalu mimpi benda aneh. Kejadian yang pelik. Mungkin fikiran terlalu padat. Pasal wedding and all. Tapi kenapa mimpi dengan orang tu?

Mungkin sebab conversation yang lalu dengan Dayah.

atau mungkin sebab tertengok iklan di tv.

atau baru lepas baca blog Amyza Aznan.

tapi mimpi ni betul2 pelik. It kept me thinking. Apakah? Mengapakah? Kenapa? Why? why? whhhhyyyyyy? Klau in real life, adik akan ketawa sampai pecah perut. Dayah akan angkat kening tinggi2. Marina akan menjerit sampai pecah gelas. Tapi Mama sorang yang akan senyum sampai ke telinga.

Haisshh!

Kenapalah boleh mimpi kahwin dengan Iqram Dinzly ni? Giler!



Kahwin dengan Iqram Dinzly? Oh tidak mungkin. No No No! No thank you. Takpe lah terima kasih saje. Pronounce nama beliau pun dah cukup susah. haaissh!




Pernah satu ketika dulu slalu confuse Iqram Dinzly dengan Zed Zaidi & Aaron Aziz & Elias Abdullah. Ye, saya tahu! Mereka sgtlah berbeza tahap dewa 38. Tapi saya tetap confuse.

p/s: Ewin, sila jangan lempang kakngah. Kakngah dah boleh cam aktor2 melayu. Kakngah dah dapat beza Fizo Omar, Fizz Fairuz, Ashraf Muslim & Remy Ishak. So saya sudah handal! hahaha! XD

p/s update!: oh rupa2nya bukan Elias Abdullah. tetapi Pierre Andre. oh! Ewin akan lempang saye~~tulun!

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Adakah kamu Anjing Kurap?

Pernah tak korang baca blog yang sangat annoying? Yang tak reti nak unused Caps Lock? Yang cakap mcm blogger ni die yang punye? Dan yang menyamakan anjing kurap dengan semua orang yang kurang senang dengan perwatakan dia?

Nak baca? then click this --> Azwan Ali's Blog

Dengan ini secara tak langsung, Aida telah menaikkan tahap traffic ke blog Azwan Ali! Fuck that bitch! Was not my intention at all okay! Saje je nak tunjuk kat korg about his blog yang lagi busuk dari sampah ni.

I mean, Azwan, are you fucking serious?

Heran kenape die benci dengan semua org.

Heran kenapa die selamba badak mengaku diri tu Gay tapi kept saying diri tu hamba Allah SWT yang baik.

Heran kenapa suka carutkan orang lain tapi menggelabah bila diri sendiri dicarut org.

Heran kenapa die perasan Diva.

Heran kenapa Diva Gebussss?

Heran kenapa die terlalu bongkak dengan rupa yang macam badut terlebih pkai bedak.

Heran macam mana die boley jadi macam tu.

But then again, ada aku kesah?

bwahahahaahahahahahaha!

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Kalau terpesong macam mana?

Everyone knows how I love watching Supernatural right? I've been following the TV series from the very start, and I love every bit of it. Cus unlike other TV series, cerita ini kurang drama cintanya. Jadi airmata gedik menangis sebab kekasih mati takkan meleleh.

Kerana itu saya kurang tengok cerita seperti Gossip Girls, One Tree Hill, 90210 & Smallville. But once hooked, saya akan terperangkap di dalam dunia fantasi buat seketika. That's why baru je nak tengok The O.C recently. Sebab before, I tot cerita ni penuh dengan drama. Sebab watak Mischa Barton sangat annoying. Kepala boleh sakit dengar bebelan beliau.

Tapi hari ni bukan nk cakap pasal bebelan annoying Mischa Barton. Tapi nak tulis pasal cerita Supernatural yang dah masuk season 4 ni. Next year mungkin masuk season 5!. yeah! XD

*SUPERNATURAL SEASON 4 SPOILLER ALLERT!!!*

This season begins with Dean escapes from Hell. Then jumpa balik Sam & Bobby. Figure out how he got out. Demons. Ghost. Spirits. Kill!Kill!Kill! Die!Die!Die! And then suddenly, Angels?! Fine. okay. Tak kisah lah if dia nak create Angels mengikut kepercayaan dia.

But this Angels actually questions about his job and orders.

Ada ke?

Tak kisah lah die punya demon setiap kali nak muncul mesti piggy ride manusia. Mcm naik wagon ride la pulak.

Ye ke?

Pastu pasal grimm reaper yang dipentaskan sebegitu rupa.Hmmm...? Klau nak kate makhluk2 yang dipentaskan itu mengikut dalam Bible mereka, I tot Bible lebih kurang mcm dlm al-Quran? Walaupun ada sedikit lain tapi......lebih kurang kn?

Kadang2 boley buat rolleyes bile tengok season 4 ni. Mcm dah jadi sangat merepek. But then again...ia hanyalah hiburan di TV semata. Tiada berkaitan dengan yang hidup ataupun dengan yang telah meninggal dunia.

Lagipun tengok sebab Dean yang kacak je. =)

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This is way too hilarious!!

The Portobello Mushroom Burger by Nigahiga.



I love watching this s.o.b video! its fawking hilarious, it'll take ur stress away! Bijak gila mamat ni buat video mcm ni~ Creative nk mampos. Muke pun bley tahan annoying sampai tak kesian langsung if nk gelakkan die byk kali. haha!

Ini link to rest of his videos. Serious best! Aku awal2 lagi dh subscribe~ eheheheee~

p/s: buat aku lapar nk mkn double cheesburger la plak~ciss!

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My Top 15 celebrity heartthrob of all time~

Have you ever fall in love with a celebrity for a very very VERY LONG time? Did you ever felt crushed everytime you found out that ur heartthrob dated or got married? Did you ever wish that you'll met one day & fall in love?

I DID! haha!

I mean, who doesnt? I think mostly everyone had their celebrity crushes kan? And mostly hoping to meet them & wants the celebrity to fall in love with them back kan? haha! Normal la tu! Semua org pun ada angan-angan~

Aku pun ada dol!

Believe it or not, my first big celebrity crush was, Norman Abd Halim(KRU)!!! I can't recall my age at tat time. Tapi yang pasti, I was still very very young. Akan tetapi, umur ku yg begitu muda itu tidak menghalang untuk ku realise betapa kacaknya Norman pd ketika itu. Sampai ada satu hari tu, me & my brother buat keje gile dgn mendial nombor yg tertera kat kulit album reKRUed semata2 nk bercakap dgn Norman! haha!



Takde jumpe gambar Norman sewaktu zaman kegemilangan. Ni gambar during KRU's 16th Anniversary kt Ruums.pic's belongs to rhymeregim

Lepas Norman, datang plak Backstreetboys, Leo Dicaprio, 911, Code Red, Devon Sawa, Joshua Jackson, etc. I had crushed on most of the Hollywood heartthrob tat time.

But I'm gonna list down my Top 15 celebrity crushes yang sampai la ni pun kadang2 still ada lagi sisa2 cinta di hati! haha!! XD

15. Norman KRU la sape lagik! haha! Cinta yang bertahan sempai darjah 6 nih! sampai la Backstreetboys merempat ke Malaysia. Barulah cinta beralih arah! aduh~! haha!


picture from BsB's flickr album
14. Brian Littrel from Bsb. Mencintai beliau mase2 mula2 tgk beliau kat kulit album Bsb. But time tu rasenye tak fall gile2 sgt, sb byk choices la time tu. Dgn Lee 911 lagi, Paul Code Red lagi, JC N'sync lagi~ ishh susah tau! fening nk choose yg mane satu. Tapi Brian tetap nombor 1 dihatiku. hehee~


picture from Sean's myspace page
13. Sean Kieran Conlon. hah?! sape lak nih? hehe! ni la kekasih hati ku yg seterusnya. Time tu habis duit belanja kat magazine Smash Hits y harga die RM 18.90! UK's magazines, semata2 nk tgk Sean 5ive nih! sanggup x mkn simpan duit tu~! haha! pastu abes skolah je gi, Terminal 1 & masuk Popular bookstore. ddk kt section magazine & cari muke die! xde keje sungguh!


picture from Shanefilan.nl
12. Shane Filan from Westlife. Ini tahap fall in love gila babi ni. Siap berangan nk kawen ngan die lagi. Bile dpt tau die nk kawen dlu, hati ni remuk menanti belah sungguh! Terus x mo dgr lagu2 westlife lagi~! hmmphh! haha!


picture credited to Rain
11. Fendi X-Factor. What? Apekah? haha! Yup! I did had a crush on him. Like sooo big! Sanggup beli majalah bodoh & bangang seperti URTV, Mangga & MediaTV semata2 nk kumpul gambar2 die. Hati ku juga remuk setelah mengetahui si dia bertunang~ uurrgghh! Tapi skang dh tak kn? Haha! Wonder what he's up too now~ Hmmm~ *sambil angkat kening* XD


10. Zul Yahya.Hmmm~! Haha! Mesti korang like,"wtf?! How on earth this guy bley end up kat aida's heartthrob list?" Okay2...meh saye berikan satu penjelasan kepada anda.*clearstroat* Years back, I went to see Bukit Kepong's theater at Istana Budaya & he was one of the main cast,wait...he is the main cast! dan dia sgt charming. I mean like sangat Sangat SANGAT charming! I was inlove with him for the whole year! haha!!


credited dahdemam.blogspot.com
9. Zahid Af2.This was during Akademi Fantasia fever back in 2004. My whole family was a big fan of AF2 & when the first time they announce the contestant, my eyes have already hooked on Zahid. I voted for him at least once a day. & how i glad he won! XD I was incredibly in love with him, sampai la pernah sekali tu sanggup cari kedai makan yang bukak Diari Akademi je everytime nk gi dinner time kolej dlu! haha! I even named my teddy bear after him!


credited to CYON
8. Won Bin.By looking at that pic, tell me that that's not hot! oh gosh! sgt kacak! I was into him the first time I saw him in that lousy Korean Drama tat got me hooked, Autumn in My Heart. He was a damn hawt bad boi! I wish for a boyfriend like that~~~ hhuuuhhhmmmmppp~~ *daydreaming* oh! did I mention that I once bought a collection of his pics sticker~?.....haha!


picture borrow from oricon.co.jp
7. Gackt Camui.I felt inlove with this 348 years old vampire(as he claimed to be) during my early days of knowing J-pop/rock. He is the most beautiful guy I've ever lay my eyes on. And he is fawking HAWT!!! I can't stare at him for a very long time, sebab kepale otak ku akan bertukar warna jika melihat beliau pada jangka masa yg agak lama. Haha!! But seriously, Gackt hot giler~ dh la hot..ditambah lagi dgn kemachoan & kegentleman tahap melampau die tu, makin berapi api la cinta ku terhadapnya~ XD



6. Captain Jack Sparrow, Johny Depp!. Well, actually I falled in love with Jack bukan Johnny~ haha! cam lawak plak Jack, Johnny~! haha! (klu korg tak rase lawak, x yah gelak!) I mean Jack Sparrow is a one damn HAWT pirate! Abaikan saja postur badan die yang tak seimbang tu. Jack Sparrow tetap Hawt dihatiku!


picture taken from radiosargam.com
5. Akshaye Khanna.Eh? Bollywood mari kah? haha! Ye tuan2 dan puan2, itu bollywood mari! Jangan ingat wa tare layan itu Bollywood okeh~! ni salah satu bukti wa kasi lu org tengok jugak. Huhu~ Orang lain minat Shahrukh/Salman, tibe2 aku minat Akshaye plak~ cemane? haha! Fall in love ngan die since cerita ape tah, x igt. Tapi paling ske tgk dia dlm cerita Dil Chahta Hai & Deewangee. but then again, ni semua pasal pembawakan virus Bollywood dari Dayah la nih! Hish!


4. Jerry Yan.If I told you, I was a Meteor Garden & a Hot Shot fan, would that be enough to explain why I'm in love with this fawking HAWT dude?...am still is by the way~ =)


A scene from American Pie Present Beta House
3. Dwight Stifler a.k.a Steve Talley. Dwight is the ultimate playboy that I wouldn't mind end up with. =D cus he.is.just.sooooooooo fawking good lukin'! I was mad in love with this guy sampai tgk American Pie: The Naked Mile & Beta House hari2! and dlm satu hari nk dekat 5 kali aku dok ulang tayang movie tu~ Tak puas dengan tu, siap cari die lagi kat myspace. & terabor gak ar jantung ni bile dpt tau die dh kawen, siap anak sorg lagi. But then again, it wasn't Steve Talley that I've fallen in love with. It was Dwight Stifler! Hell Yeah! XD


2. Dean Winchester. I am addicted to Supernatural & Dean Winchester. Yes! Dean Winchester NOT Jensen Ackles. =)


1. Nicholas Tse. My ultimate heartthrob ever! Still bumped bout his marriage, but happy for his fatherhood. Everytime I saw him on tv, my heart would melts. The first time I saw him was on one of his tv series, Aiming High. I fall in love with him since. I had a collection of every of his movies. I even bought some of his albums & concert vcd/dvds. I also bought a lot of chinese magazine hoping that i'll find his pictures in it. And did I mention that I have a scrapbook of him? =)

There done! 15 of my highest ranked of celebrity heartthrob. tapi kan..selepas membaca entry kali ini, mcm terase diri ini sgt stalker la plak kn! mcm fan yg freak! hahahahahahahahahahha!

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Ada Apa Dengan Carutan Babi & Anjing.

First of all, sebelum bace post ini, sila pastikan diri anda tidak berpikiran sempit lobang jamban dan perasan tahap cipan kuasa 14 yg anda ni terer soal agama dan seorang yg baik sebab konon nya anda kaki surau/pakai tudung/tutup aurat/x pegi club/ckp sopan santun atau pun konon nya anda ni tak suka mencarut. sgt bullshit!

Pernah tak korang pikir kenapa perkataan/nama Babi itu dikategorikan sebagai mencarut? Sb Babi tu binatang haram dimakan ke? Klau mcm tu, kenapa ular, harimau, ikan jaws atau kura-kura tak dikategorikan sebagai perkataan mencarut? Haram dimakan jugak kan?

Oh! mungkin sebab dlm Al-Quran ade sebut yg Babi itu haiwan yang haram. Haram untuk dimakan. Haram untuk dipegang kalau (salah satu atau kedua2) dlm keadaan basah. Tapi ape kene mengena dengan carutan? Hanya sebab Babi tu haram ke?

Hmm..klau mcm tu, it means, Spagetthi Straps, Alcohol, Mini Skirts, Riba, Rasuah, itu semua mencarut lah? huh? At this point, korang mesti cakap, "Aida ni dungu ke hape? Lurus sgt! Takkan la sb benda tu haram nk trus kate mencarut?"

Eh???? iyeee keeee???? aku keee yang kateeee? *rolleyes*

Wanna know why tibe2 I decided to write bout Babi & Anjing? Cus yesterday, I saw a cute pup on the side of the road, & being an animal lover, I'd let out a small "awww..so cute!" gesture. and one of my collegue suddenly said, "eh! haram la!"

So? aku tgh jilat ke anjing tu? aku just ckp anjing tu comel je kan? ape yg haram nye? sengal! That "eh! haram la!" statement is totally pisses me off! I mean, I know..itu binatang haram..DIMAKAN!tapi bukan haram disebut kot!

Honestly, I do not understand with this kaum of people. They claim that they live by the guidelines of Islam. Tapi benda mcm ni pun x boleh nk pikir. If you really think that Allah S.W.T betul2 laknat 2 ekor binatang ni, then kenapa pulak DIA nk jadikan 2 ekor binatang ni hidup kt muka bumi ni jugak? x boley pikir ke?

Dah terang lagi bersuluh dlm Al-Quran tu ade tulis cara2 bersamak kalau tersentuh para haiwan(klu basah) tersebut. So, alasan haram itu langsung x boleh digunapakai kalau berlaku certain2 situation, contohnye seperti berikut;

- Anak anjing jatuh dlm parit yang airnya deras. Kau nk biar anak anjing ni mati ke, atau kau nk selamatkan anak anjing ni & kau kene bersamak kemudian?

- Kampung Melaka banjir. Ada seekor babi kecil kt kandang sebelah, si apek x sempat nk angkut naik lori.(x perasan kot sb kecik) Babi kecil tu menjerit2 mintak tolong.Kau buat tak tau je ke?

- Time kau tgh sedap2 mkan kt satu gerai ni, tiba2 dtg sekor anjing. Kurus, cengkung mcm tak mkn 3 hari. Die ddk je tepi gerai tu. x kacau orang. Dalam pinggan kau ade bahagian daging ayam yg kau kureng sket nk mkn. Kau biarkan orang kedai tu buang dlm tong sampah ke, or kau bagi anjing tu mkn?

- Ko kerja dekat Australia. Di bandar yg kecik. Kau jadi vet. The only vet yg ada kt bandar tu. One day dtg sorang mak & anak ni, bwk pet die, a pinglet. Cedera, kena langgar ngan motor. Berdarah2. Pelanggan kau ni dah menangis terburai2 dah ni. Kau nk refuse rawat Babi tu & biar die mati, atau kau nk tolong selamatkan Babi tersebut?

I may not be the person who'd scored A in Agama. tapi at least, aku tau la sebarang dua yang tertulis kat dalam Al-Quran tu. My religous practise may not be perfect, but at least I'm not afraid to admit that I am. I'm still learning. Even now at this moment.

But to those who claimed themself are waaaaay better than I am, tapi lebih prefer mengutuk dan memaki hamun seorang pelacur daripada menolongnya, aku rse its better if you went & check yourself in the mirror tu dlu sebelum menilai org lain. Cus you're obviously.....

NOT.THAT.Better!

Btw, back to the topic...ape yg hina sgt dengan makhluk ciptaan Tuhan yg bernama Babi & Anjing sampai kita nak deny hak die untuk hidup atas muka bumi ni eh? hmmmm.....


notakaki: kan dah ckp~ tangan & otak aida ni x ley nk ddk diam. once trigger..this blog la jadi mangsa! haha! XD

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My Quote for the Day 3#

Okay, before I post the second entry about the Pangkor trip, I would really wanna post this one first. Cus seriously...I can't hold it any longer~

"For the love of God! Would you please stop copying me!!! You idiot muthafuka lame ass biotch!!!!!"

Fiiiuhhhh~~ that feels good~

okay now...off to the next post~! =)

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together let's be creative, innovative & plastic!

7 years ago, I wrote a novel. Yes! A novel. It never got published. The only people who had read it was Dayah, Shikin(my closest highschool buddy) and my tuition tutor, Cikgu Pazir. I wrote half of it using Words & the other half was in a red Mickey Mouse writing book.....

What? It was 7 years ago...duhh~!

Btw, I read the novel last night. It was...Owh-Em-Gee!! It is totally a 16 years old piece of work. But it wasn't that bad! The story line was suprisingly okay. But the grammar & those character's personality is horribly lame!! OwhMaGawd!! XD Saya berasa sedikit malu pabila membacanya! Haha!

But on second thought, I was thinking on editing the whole novel. A little bit here & there, then maybe, just maybe....I could create a blog & post the whole novel there for you to read~

OHMYGAWD!!! Really??!! haha! this is sooo lame~!! so random! I'll probably gonna post it but maybe not. So you just gonna hafta wait & see, aight! hehe!

Bui~!

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Petua Tercekik Tulang.

Once Upon A Time....

Aku datang dari keluarga yg besar ... 16 adik-beradik, bila sesekali
berkumpul, dah tentu mak aku akan buat majlis makan besar-besar dan
best-best !!! Dalam ramai2 adik-beradik, bukan semua yg suka stail aku,
apabila aku bawa gaya hidup "gaya pulang ke pangkal jalan" ... maka adalah
yg tak kena sana sini ... oh..

Masa makan, aku pun duduk lah cara Nabi .... (rujuk ustaz) lalu ada yg
sound:

"apahal duduk macam nak berlari ajer ...."
"tak baik lutut tinggi pada makanan ...."
"ni duduk ke nak berak nie ....?"

Oleh sebab aku lelaki beriman, maka aku buat muka seposen .... aku pun
basuh tangan,

Nota untuk mua'alaf :
sebelum makan sunnah Nabi adalah basuh kedua2 tangan dan berkumur,
insyaAllah jika korang amal nie sebelum korang mati Allah akan
mempermudahkan segala
urusan hutang piutang korang. Hutang kereta/ rumah/ kahwin/ study/ along
bla bla bla !!!

Sambung balik, aku pun berpikir ... ada baiknya juga Nabi tak makan pakai
sudu @ garfu, kalau Nabi makan pakai sudu, susah pulak org miskin macam aku
nak ikut
sunnah Nabi, nak pakai sudu material apa? stainless steel ke inconnel 601?
Nak pakai colour camne? matelic ke cooper? kan susah tu !!!

Tu belum lagi jika Nabi makan pakai kerusi dan meja ... bentuk bulat ke
bentuk heksagon?, oktagon?, nanagon? nak kena pergi Kedai perabot buat
ansuran
mudah ! jimat ! hanya RM 1 dan tunggu 30 hari, kunjungilah kedai perabot
terbesar di Malaysia, bla bla bla !!! Oh..

Emm ... Lepas tu makan lah, aku makan dengan tiga jari (sunnah Nabi)
kemudian, ada pulak suara2 yg sound:

"Eh, kenyang ke makan dengan tiga jari?"
Aku kata : "huh, anak cina makan dengan dua kayu elok2 habis nasi satu
pinggang !!!"

Tapi oleh kerana aku sorang jer yg makan dengan tiga jari, org lain makan
dengan lima jari, maka aku lihat kadar flow of suapan dan kadar quantity of
lauk-pauk
diorang lebih laju dan maju, maka aku menukar jariku dari 3 kepada 5 ... oh
.... tepuk dada tanya iman..

Kemudian aku minum dari tangan kanan yg tidak berbasuh .....

Diorang tegur: "essh .... pengotor betullah"

Aku kata:
"Apa pulak kotor, aku makan nasi, bukan tahik !!!" (tapi aku kata dalam
hati sebab aku lelaki beriman)
"Nie, apahal jilat2 jari nie? lucah betul !!" tanya diorang pada aku .....
"Makan ayam sedap sampai ke kaki .... makan sate sedap sampai ke lidi he he
heh" kataku.

Banyak pulak diorang komplen cara aku makan .... err maksud aku cara Nabi
makan ... aku tahu tak berguna berdebat ngan mereka kalau aku ubah topik
dengan bertanya :

Tahukah korang kenapa lembu makan rumput dan kambing makan daun?

Abang aku kata :
sebab tengkuk lembu berat ... bla bla bla ....

Aku kata:
"salah !!! lembu makan rumput dan kambing makan daun sebab mereka lapar !!!
(tak lawak) ha ha ha !!!"

Aku menyambung :
"Penting makan cara Nabi sebab kita hari2 makan, tapi bila tak ikut sunnah,
maka jadi macam lembu dan kambing makan sajer, namun bila korang makan
macam

Nabi saw makan, maka di kira ibadat ...

Masa nak makan, niatlah makan kerana perintah Allah, namun kena nafikan
makanan yg bagi kenyang .... hakikatnya kenyang datang dari kudrat Allah. "

Tiba2 mak aku tercekik tulang ikan .... (bayangkan seorang makcik sedang
tercekik tulang) Kemudian, Mak aku mendapat nasihat secara berperingkat,
ada yg

sarankan agar makan pisang, minum air dengan capat, makan nasi kepal dan
lain2, tapi masih tak berjaya .... kesian mak aku ...

"Huh! Hamka, Takkan kau tak tahu cara sunnah Nabi nak buang tulang tercekik
camne? .... cakap terer ...." (kata abang aku)

Aku kata:
"senang sajer ... Mak angkat kedua-dua tangan ke atas .... "
Mak aku pun buat .... tapi masih tak jadi ....

Aku kata:
"lurus Mak, tangan mak dua-dua kena lurus ..... !!!"

(bayangkan seorang makcik yg sedang duduk bersila sambil kedua-dua tangan
diluruskan ke atas, tangan kanan masih terdapat sisa2 nasi,

manakala di lengan dan tengkuk di penuhi dengan rantai emas ....)

Aku kata: "Sekarang sebut: SUPERMAN RETURN !!!!!! "
HA HA HA .... (semua org ketawa) nasi berhembur-hembur di sana sini.
Mak aku juga ketawa .... sehingga tulang yg tercekik itu terkeluar ....

Semuanya dari Allah!!!

He he he ... selamat mencuba, ni bukan hadith .... just pengalaman.

PS :
sekiranya rakan korang menjadi mayat (over ketawa sehingga tulang mencucuk
tengkuk) sesungguhnya penulis tidak bertanggung jawab !!! (superman pun
akan jadi mayat).
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notakaki: Dapat joke ni from email. 10x bace, 24x aku gelak! LMFAO!!!

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Googling a Google~

Pernah tak korang google name korang sendiri? Saya pernah!! *angkat tangan* Haha! I'd google my name a while ago and berasa sangat gembira apabila link pertama yang di jumpa adalah link Facebook ku~! \(^v^)/

Yay! Aida Nur adalah research-able di web search! LOL!!

Tapi adalah menakutkan bila ternampak link2 lain yang tertera dengan nama Aida Nur walhal saya langsung takde sangkut paut dengan website tersebut. Paling best bile terbaca ayat ni, "...After workshop with Aida Nur. Tito, Aida Nur and me,My friend Shazadi belly dancer from Mexico ..." (bile mase plak aku buat workshop nih? bellydance?!)

or this, "...she created a crime story, 'Aida Nur', which was situated in Egypt in the 1920s. ..." (crime story? bout me?!)

atau yang ini, "Nurse confesses to killing 18 patients, Egypt, Local. ArabicNews.com ... 42-year-old Aida Nur El-Din, a matron in an Alexandria hospital, tried to commit ..." (tidak! aku bukan pembunuh!)

Memang creepy giler! ade gak orang lain yang same name ngan aku dlm dunia ni rupanya~ ingatkan aku sorang je yang pakai nama tu! haha! (perasan lebey!)

Btw, I also found some interesting pictures that are related to my name's search result and I decided to share it in here~ Haha! I'm laughing my ass off while looking at these pictures. and I bet you would too!


Nie gambar budak kecik mane tah~ tapi name die Salma Aida. and this picture belongs to Deyna Rashid. pinjam sat eh?


Eh? adakah rumah ku? haha! naaahh..its a resort, named after me! ROFL!!!


Whoah!! Jadi ini lah comic crime story yang digembar gemburkan? ngahahah! ciss! adakah wanita bercoli besi itu bernama Aida Nur? jika ya, !@#$%^%$#@!!!!


Nie pahal lak tetiba ade gambar kon jalan plak nih? *garuk2 kepala*


Aida da musical? Whoah! Elton John tuuu~ gila weh! hahah!!


Aida shop? layak kah aku untuk meminta VvIP All Year Free Boucher? LOL!!


Pintu berwarna biru? apakah?


wut tha fcuk?! o_O?

Dah dah! penat ar nk upload banyak! klu korang nk tengok lagi, pegi google sendirik!


notakaki: aku tau gambar2 kat atas tue bukan aku yang punye, so kat cni aku nk cakap..aku pinjam sat eh? yg tak reti bahase melayu..i found these pictures while googling and i seek for those who owned this pictures for ur kindness permission to use it here in my blog.thank you. (ayat mengayat yg tak bley blah! har har! XD)

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And today I'm A Chef~! XD

Hola~! \(^v^)/

So today..I'm gonna show you how to make your own Cheese Omelette~

y'all ready? (^__^)/

ok. First you need these...



and then, do this....




until it became this....



Then take the cheese and shred it.



And add and mix it with the eggs.




Leave the mixture a side, then hot a frying pan.



I used a margerine instead of oil to cook it. cus i think it'll taste better. anyways, here's what you should do next. Pour the eggs and cheese mixture into the hot pan and leave it for a while.





After a few minutes, turn over half of the omelette to meet the other half. like this...



Then, turn it to the other side and cook.



GAAAAHHH!!! (>A<);; it got burn a bit! but tat's ok i guess~ cus it smells soooo gooo~ooo~~ooo~oooddd~~!! (^o^)

Anyways, after a while...take another piece of cheese...



And....place it on top of the omelette, like this.............



Leave for it to melt a bit and after a few minutes...........!!!

............................................. (^-^)

....................................... \(^o^)/

....................................... \\(^v^)//


TAA-DAAAAHHHH~~~!!!!!!!



Your homemade Cheese Omelette~! yay! and I put some chilli sauce on top of it. cus it'll make the omelette tastes better~



And now~...........I'm gonna EAT! Haha! XD





Fuuh! Fuuh! Its still hot! Fuhh! Fuhh!!





AAaaaaaaaaa~~~~~...................





mmmmmm...gooooooooooooooooddddddddddd~~!! (^|o|^)// its tastes soooo good tat i think i'd cry a tear a bit~ huhu~!




YUP! damn its good! now i'm thinking tat u'll probably gonna make yourself an omelette huh? haha! good luck then~~~!

taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~~~~!! v(^o^)v

p/s: have you heard about Sophia Ridza a malaysian student who got proposed on Korean TV? no? then i'll make an entry bout her later k?

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TSUNKU's Graduating NEWS!!!

Shocking!! O_o!

After 10 years of hardwork, Tsunku finally decided to step down from the thrown. According to his message, he needs to move on to the next level to develop. Besides, he has a new project to focus on -->>[Nice girl project]. =_=! and he even signed it off as 'Former Hello!Project producer' OAO!

This shocking news is leaving everyone(by tat i mean the fans) frustrated. which is pretty amusing when these people are the one who wud always wanna kickassbitchslaps Tsunku during he's ruling. haha! This also has people questioning on who will replace him as the producer of Hello! Project.

I found out bout the news yesterday here . and seriously my jaws drop when i read the news. I mean, nobody can do a better job than Tsunku could.

and the news..................................................

................................................

........................................................


was a 100% hoax!! haha! I've been fooled! and i forgot that IT WAS APRIL FOOL! dammit! XD

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What tha FCUK??!!!

Kenapa manusia suke dengki?
Suka sgt jaga tepi kain org lain?
Kate org itu, kate org ini~
Fine~ mmg nature manusia yang kadang2 tu
akan rse a bit of annoying towards someone else~
And i think its normal fer us to sometimes shit talk bout others
as long as it doesn't kill~!
And its normal to gossips with your friends.
I mean, who doesnt love gossips?

Tapi yang mendengar tu
x payah la kot nk menyampaikan pulak!
Yang konon2 nk jadi Angel tu kenape?
Rse bersalah la konon sb simpan pekung org?
Bullshit la!

Ko tau x yang cubaan me'malaikat'kan diri ko tu
boleh menghancurkan friendship org lain?
And ko tau x yang memutuskan silaturahim tu
berdosa besar?!

Apa motif ko sebenarnye eh?
Apa ko dpt?
Ke sebab ko x pernah kena penampar?

Kalau ikutkan hati aku,
Mau aje aku layangkan kaki aku ni kt muke ko.
nasib baik aku ni pikir gune otak~
unlike certain people i noe~
ckp ikut sedap mulut je.
mmg confirm la mulut ko ade insuran~
kne pecah ngan aku besok bley buat plastic surgery~

Sumpah aku tak paham ngan org2 yg mcm ko
hati busok sial!
lalat pun x hingin nk hinggap!

Orang2 mcm ko ni,
elok mati kene langgar ngan lori sampah je!
baru sama busuk nye!
dari ko idup,
menyusahkan org lain...
elok la ko bunuh diri je~
senang idup aku!


-this note is dedicated to some people in south and others around the world- biatches!!

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Now let me tell you my story....bitchesss, listen!

In this past few weeks i tend to think a lot bout friendships. How it began. And could it end? Generally speaking i have a lot of friends. But i must say, i only haf a few tat i considered as my close pal. and in these few people, only 1 person i considered as my BFF. This person is Nor Hidayah Salim.

We've known each other since we were 12 years old. Tat was 10 years ago. Freaking long time ago huh? Back then, we weren't the best of friends. In fact, if im not mistaken...we used to be rivals. She went to S.K.Puteri (during tat time tis skool is a total drama!) and while im at S.K.Tmn Rasah Jaya, a small town primary skool.

The first time i know this annoying little Dayah was during this one afternoon when i hung out with a skoolmate of mine who happens to be her neighbour. For those who just got to know Daya, would not believe me if i said tat she was a 12 year old stuck up! i remembered the first time we met, she did give me this rude glance as if i'd intrude her territory. But huh..like i care. I was an annoying little bitch myself too tho'! haha!

Anyways, we did went to the same tuition class in primary. And we do not like each other at tat time. Cus she's a total bitch. and im a loser~ XD

Btw, we attend the same secondary skool and were in the same class fer 2 whole years. And no! we do not became bestfriends immediately. Cos back then, (omg! tis might sound a lil cliche.but it is how it is!) we haf our own cliques. and our friends totally haf their own different opinion on how to behave like a teenager. if u noe wut i mean! hahaha! XD

...we both are a very, very, i mean..a VERY different people. and i wud be lying if i told you tat i never felt tat i wanna crash her head onto the ground at some point in my life.and i bet she had once felt the same way bout me too!

We argued a lot. seriously..a lot! and believe it or not, we once had a huge fight and i refuse to talk to her fer almost a month. But eventually, we got over it and just leave the past to where it is......the past!

we barely remember the reasons fer our fight and always ended up laughing to our self. Cus we dun hold grudge to one another nor how we felt. i'll nag wut i feel and i'll listen to her nagging if i had too.

My point is tat,bestfriend doesnt always similar to each other. they dont need to continue each speech. n doesnt always haf the same opinion fer every each things. what matter the most is tat they understand one another. and are always a shoulder to cry one. a black box to throw a secret. and most importantly, someone u can trust.

Yes! i think bestfriend shud haf tat in their friendship. much like im talking about a relationship wif a guy huh? haha! but seriously, fer me..a friend is someone you talk about wut to wear or which dress to buy, but a best friend is someone you talk about how can you change the price tag without getting caught! XD

And this is exactly how i roll wif Daya. We fight crime together! haha! Nah...i'm just glad tat i haf Daya as my bestfriend. and im extremely happy tat we shared our shoulders for each other.

She's probably not the most perfect person ive ever met but she is my perfect BFF. and its too bad if YOU cant see the person in her. its a shame tho'. cus YOU just lost a chance of knowing someone special. better than YOU, i must say!

...by the way, losing YOU as a friend...is..not..tat much different from having YOU as a friend. cus apologising and cherishing friends like YOU is sooooooooo not worth it!


-end

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kAmu niE cACat keW?

Perbezaan cara menulis dan mengeja short-form dlm SMS, di antara Orang Normal, Orang Cacat & juge Orang yg Perasan Kewl(..or cool, for those who does not understand the 'superadvanceidiots way of spelling).

Contoh Pertama;
Kami Yang Normal:
Aku ske ar budak tue!

Orang Cacat:
aKu sKE aR buDaK tUE!

Si Perasan Cool:
aq skew ar boodak 2!


Contoh ke-2;
Kami Yang Normal:
mlm kang ko jgn lupe plak nk kol aku

Orang Cacat:
mLM kaNg kO jgN LupE pLAk nK kOL aKU

Si Perasan Cool:
mlam ang ko jan lupew lak nk kol aq


Contoh ke-3;
Kami Yang Normal:
ayang dtg btol2 kang, tpranjat nnt.

Orang Cacat:
AyaNG dtG btOL2 kaNg, tpRaNjAt nNt.

Si Perasan Cool:
Ayg dtng btl" ang, tpanjat t...


Contoh ke-4;
Kami Yang Normal:
K, aku ajak org len ar nnt

Si Cacat:
K, aKU ajAK oRG lEn aR nNT

Si Perasan Cool:
K..aq ajk owg laen ea t


Contoh ke-5;
Kami Yang Normal:
Tlg amek aku skang. Tkt blk lmbt ar. Mak marah nnt

Si Cacat:
(aku dh malas nk jd cacat.ko phm2 sendiri ar)

Si Perasan Cool:
Tlg mbk aq skng.tkt alek mbt ea.mak mayah t


Contoh ke-6;
Kami Yang Normal:
Kdg2 aku rse diorg tue bley tahan sengal gak ar

Si Cacat:
(GO DIE!! DX)

Si Perasan Cool:
Kdg" aq se dyeowg 2 bley than sngal gak ea



Kesimpulan daripada itu...WTF????!!!!!!!!!! sumpah aku x phm klu ko anta msg cm Si PErasan Cool tu tulis. contoh2 yg aku dpt ni pun di beri dgn baik hatinye oleh kawan sepejabat aku....mmmm..yes. die kanak2 lagi.

-this entry is dedicated to dayah-


bui! peace y'all~ XD

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R.I.P.....in loving memory of *~aidateddy~*

........



now tell me how you feel? shock? stunned? speechless? tears? im sure that many of you who are reading this are surely confused. wether is this is for real or its one of that stupid annoying pranks. none of it. its an experiment. haha! duuuhhh!!! of corz im not dead. obviously~

And I'm sorry from the deepest of my heart if that statement up there ever did some serious damage to your heart. cos believe me. i do know how you feel...

Few days ago, as i was surfing my friendster. I notice something odd about one of my friends default photos. as i look closely(cos the thumbnail view is a lil bit tiny fer my eye lenses. XD), i was shock to found that his picture was edited with 'R.I.P' and 'in memory' text. i clicked on his Friendster, hoping it was fake.(cos we designers are tend to do somethings THAT ridiculous!haha!)

I try to find something in his page to prove it fake but sadly nothing in his Friendster profile page says that he's alive nor dead except that he was log in 3 days ago(yeah! to upload that pics!DX). And seeing the damn picture with those textes seriously leaves me heartbroken.



I try to call his cellphones hoping that he's still using the same number. It dial but my call was kicked! at first i was mad. thinking why did he kicked my call? is he trying to avoid me? but then curiosity accured. what if he's phone got stolen? or what if someone else have his phone and couldn't bear anymore with all of the calls his phone gettin? what if...? OMG! i hate it when this 'what if' desease strikes me!

Later, I try to contact bunch of our friends and manage to get a reply from azahir. To my relief, he said that its completely untrue and shahrul is in his good condition. I told him about Friendster and we assume that his Friendster was hacked by some bitches. Seriously...its not funny at all. Those hijackers are totally out of line playing bout someones death like that!

And yesterday, Shahrul YM me. saying tat he's ok, and complaints bout his Friendster tat yup!...got hijacked.

But seriously, i do not understand these people. what is it that you hate about him sooo much that makes you did those mean things. gawd! people can be so friggin mean!

[sigh]now...can i shoot you hijackers?

XD

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Bile si Otak Sempit cube nak jadi Hebat~!

Kadang2 hidup ni tak sempurna. Manusia pun mane ade yang same 100%. Luaran je nampak baik, tapi hati mungkin lagi busuk dari sampah...mane kite tau. Sebab tu la kite jangan pandai2 menilai orang sebelum kite kenal siape die yg sebenarnye. Bak kate omputih, 'Don't judge a book by its cover'. Sebab kadang2 buku cover yang buruk tu lah, yang cerite die meletup-letup tau~ aww! hahaha! XD

Ni ape ce aida ni? heheh~ takde mende. tengah hangin dengan sorang supervisor kat kilang ni. Muke je baik. Dah la pakai tudung. Baru lepas beranak lak tuh. tapi mulut...macam haram!

Last week, i took two days off. so when i came back on thursday, i heard yang R&D department dengan QC bergaduh. takde la sampai bertumbuk. tapi sampai kerja tak siap la. Then, Ena(clerk) bagitau yang QC tak mau tolong R&D siapkan retort sample.

R&D department ade 2 je kakitangan, Chef dengan R&D assistant. so ade byk sample yg nk diretort. So diorang mintak la QC department tolong. But unfortunately, QC bley lepas tangan...tak nak tolong. dengan alasan "kitorang banyak kerja!" padahal,
masing2 duduk berborak je dlm Lab! Wut happened later i'm not sure. tak tanye pun, tapi ade Kak Zue(R&D asst.) cakap, Chef mengamuk!

Then on thursday morning, Abah panggil Chef, tanye hows everything. Hmm..dah tentu2 barang2 banyak yang belum siap lagi. So of corz la Chef bagitau wut happen kan? pastue, abah pun panggil Kak Ira(head of QC). aku yg tak tau wut happen pepagi tu cam hairan bile Kak Ira keluar from my Dad's office, crying. Bile tanye Ena, baru lah tau kenape~ tapi tak full story lagi la.

Memule cam tak amek port sangat. tapi bile Uncle Zul(Manager) datang kat aku and bagitau yang semalam Kak Yati(supervisor) give him a call(uncle zul pun on leave on wednesday) and marah2 pasal gaji. i was puzzeled. apahal plak? aku ade silap kire gaji ke? pastue baru aku teringat, kitorang dalam proses nk bagi adjustment & increment salary untuk budak2 production. and die tak dpt. sebab gaji die dh cukup banyak dah. and die tak layak nk dpt increment pon~!

And die la punce QC dengan R&D bergaduh. nak tau kenape? sebab si perempuan bodoh ni, dah pergi api2 kan Kak Ira and other QC's supaya tak tolong R&D buat kerja. So the result...keje pun tak siap. and yang kene marah bukan die. tapi Kak Ira. yang Kak Ira ni pun satu lagi si bengap! yang pergi ikut bontot si Bebal tu buat ape? kan ke menjahanamkan diri sendiri?

Lepas tu, nk dijadikan lagi cerite, Uncle Zul panggil Chef, Kak Ira & Kak Yati to the conference room. Die nk tau cerite sebenar from their own mouth. Chef dengan Uncle Zul dah sedie duduk kt boardroom, tapi si bebal 2 ekor ni tak masuk2 lagi. Chef dengan baek hati nye, pegi la panggil. tapi tak masuk2 gak. pastue, uncle zul keluar from boardroom, tanye "mane pegi penyamun 2 ekor tu? panggil diorang masuk cepat! klau tak, pegi balik! saye malas nk layan dah!"

Ena pulak yang pergi panggil monyet2 tersebut. tapi tak masuk2 jugak. aku yang tengah nak demam time tuh, pastue dengan banyak kerja lagi nih, cam hangin plak bile Ena keluar masuk nk dekat 3 kali panggil diorang. Aku pun bangun, pergi office sebelah. Aku tengok diorang tengah duduk lagi kat meja masing2. Kak Ira tengah nangis. yang Kak Yati duduk je, ntah buat ape.

Memule aku ckp slow2 la gak. Aku bgtau diorang yang En.Zul dah tunggu kat boardroom. Tapi diorang still duduk, tak bangun2 gak. Aku sabar. Aku cakap lagi, "Kak, En.Zul dah tunggu dalam boardroom tu. Masuklah skarang,"slow lagi ni. Kak Yati mengHaa kan cakap aku, tapi tak bangun2 lagi gak. Aku sabar lagi. Sekali lagi aku cakap, "Kak, masuklah boardroom.En.Zul dh tunggu~" Die angguk lagi.tapi still bontot tu melekat jugak kat kerusi tu.

Kalau dah 3 kali aku cakap ko tak bergerak jugak, memang ko saje nak buat aku naik angin la kan~ Kemudian dengan best nye aku pun ternaik la sikit nada ringtone suare aku tu ke high-note. aku pun berkate dengan muke yg dah macam nk mkn org, "Dah tu bangunlah, bergerak! En.Zul dh tunggu kan?!" mau terkejut Kak Yati, sampai terlompat die dari seat. aku time tu yang nk tergelak terus pusing blakang, masuk ofis. gahahahahaha~! XD

Jadi setelah bace perkara di atas, korang mesti pelik kan? ape yang aku bengang lagi nih kat Kak Yati? haa! meh cni aku cerite pasal mulut pantat minah ni...

Selepas kejadian, aku 'menengking' mereka,(honestly,takde la kuat mane aku tengking dowh~tak masuk dlm kategori tengking pun aku rase)Kak Yati panggil Ena. and die actually boleh tanye kenape aku marah2. and boleh plak cakap aku tak patut marah diorang and aku tak hormat orang lagi tua.

ey~HEL-LO! rumah takde cermin ke kak? sape yang tak hormat orang tua? siapa yang biarkan manager tertunggu2 kat dalam boardroom lama2? sape yang selalu melawan cakap manager? len kali nak bercakap...sile tengok cermin dlu. klu takde saye bley belikan yang saiz triple XL. biar luas sket bley tengok!

Lepas tu yang lagi best, si Yati busuk hati ni bley lagi cakap yang aku ni mentang2 lah anak bos, itu yang aku sedap2 je bley marah diorang. burit engko la! Memang aku anak Bos! ko pe susah? Klu aku ni bukan anak bos pun, ko memang kene gak ngan aku. sebabnye, pangkat aku lagi besar dari ko. aku memang ade hak pun nk tegur ko time tu. ini bukan soal hormat orang tua atau tak. business is business!

Anyway, si Yati hampas kelapa busuk ni memang merupakan golongan orang2 yang tak tau malu lagi tak sedor diri. Dah tau pangkat awak tu hanye Supervisor utk production, apa hal plak ko nk banding2 kan gaji ko dengan Chef yang terang2 dalam Top Management. eh, klau nk di ikutkan...Chef tu one of your bos tau! Ko pahal lak nk pertikaikan Chef punye kerja plak? siap bley tuduh Chef kaki bodek bos lagi eh? mcm lahanat itu mulut!

Aku kt cni bukan nk cakap ikut sedap mulut ok. klau ikutkan hati aku, engko, aku dah lame berhentikan kerja! tapi aku pikir gak gune otak aku ni. bukan cam ko. dah la pikir gune gigi go yang ade seket jongos tu, otak ko pun bley tahan sempit gak! Bodoh! Aku pikir sebab ko keje kt production and Kak Ira dlm Lab. klu ati korang mmg btol2 busuk...probably you guys wud do something to jeopardies our company. so i am not willing to take that risk. biar la aku, diam je dari pecahkan kepale korang. aku lagi sanggup makan hati dari tengok company bapak aku jatuh~

Tapi...diam2 aku, ko jangan ingat aku takut ngan ko. takde makne nye aku nk biar je mende ni. aku kan mentang2 anak bos.bley buat sesuke hati aku. so ko tunggu je la aku sound ko tepek nx time nnt~ aku kan anak bos! .........bangang!

-aku yg bengang-

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kalaulah aku sgt b0do~akan ku tlg kamu...huhuhu!

received this sad email earlier today~

"Dear Beloved,

I hope this email meets you in good health, I have been worried why you are yet to reply my previous email to you or if you ever received it. Like I told you, I am Mrs Alice Jones, married to Late Mr Peter Jones, who was a well established business merchant before he passed on. I got your email via the internet. Please carefully read and understand my reason for contacting you through this email.

For the past 2 years I have been going through so much depression and I am willing to share my pains with you. please I do not want you to turn me down at this point because my health depends on it. I lost my husband and my only son to a car accident and this has really shorted life for me and to crown it all, after the funeral ceremony, my late husbands relatives took all my belonging and everything belonging to me and my family because I do not have a child for their brother anymore.

Ever since then, they have paid no attention to my welfare. It was hell for me after the funeral so I had to leave the family home. While leaving my home, I took along with me the documents concerning my late husbands investment in the value of $5m in one of the banks in Europe and I have proposed this investment for charity. Due to my poor health status and the presence of my late husbands relatives around me, I ask for your assistance.

Please, I need you to help me secure the investment fund for my welfare and charity purpose. I want you to partner with me in securing this funds to your account in your country and use to implement a charity project in my late husbands name.

In appreciation of your help at the successful delivery of the funds to you, you are to keep 30% for yourself, and the remaining 70% for my welfare and my project. Should you be interested in my proposal, please treat this project with utmost confidentiality and respond to my letter immediately via my private email (alice008p.mrsjones@hotmail.com) with the following information

1. Your Full names......
2. Your Address......
3. Your Telephone /Fax......

On reception of the above information's, will enable me commence all arrangement for the purpose of our partnership to the bank so you will represent me as my partner for the investment to be released to you to commence on my project. Subject to your response, I will give you more information on how to secure the funds and how we will handle the project.

Please, write back to me A.S.A.P because my health also depends on it.

Remain Blessed,
Mrs. Alice Jones"

bile dh abes bace email ni, cam kesian plak kat auntie Alice Jones ni. pandai betul mereka yang mengarang surat ini. betul2 buat aku jadi kesian kan auntie Alice Jones ni. tapi malangnya, aku bukanlah orang yang bodoh. nak dekat 88juta kali aku dapat email yang mcm ni. lain2 version plak tu~ hmm..kretip la tukang karut ni! haha!

tapi pastue aku saje2 je gatal nk google name auntia Alice Jones ni. last2 ko nk tau aku jpe ape? nih aku copy past kan utk anda...

"Mrs. Alice Jones
Died Sept. 24, 2008
ELLENBORO - Mrs. Alice Linder Jones, 82, of 121 Jones Road, died Wednsday, Sept. 24, 2008, at Rutherford Hospital.
Visitation: The family will receive friends Friday, Sept. 26, from 7 to 88:30p.m. at McKinney-Landreth Funeral Home.
Funeral: Saturday, Sept. 27, 2 p.m., A.C. McKinney Memorial Chapel
Burial: Cleveland Memorial Park
Funeral home: McKinney-Landreth Funeral Home
Online condolences: www.mckinneylandrethfuneralhome.com
Published in the Shelby Star from 9/26/2008 - 9/27/2008"

Rupe2 nye auntie Alice Jones ni dah meninggal daaa~ uik? orang yg dh takde bagi aku email? biar betik?! gahahaha! XD sarcastic ni~ eh, ade lagi ade lagi!!


"DENVER — Alice Jones, 82, Logansport, formerly of Twelve Mile, died Wednesday, June 13, 2007, in Methodist Hospital, Indianapolis.

Born Dec. 18, 1924, in Carroll County, she was the daughter of Lewis and Mary Downham Wallace. She was married to Thomas Leroy “Tim” Jones, who preceded in death in 1985.

Mrs. Jones was a retired assembler from Sherill Corporation of Mexico. She attended Calvary Union Church and enjoyed playing euchre.

Surviving are two sons, Melvin L. Jones, Francesville, and Robert L. Jones, Twelve Mile; five grandchildren, Bradley Jones, Logansport, Bobbi Marshall, Atlanta, Ga., Jennifer Pritt, Greenwood, and Tina Cattin and Tammy Jones, both of Twelve Mile; and several great-grandchildren.

Five sisters and one brother preceded in death.

There will be no services.

Friends may call from 3 to 7 p.m. Saturday in McClain Funeral Home."


eeehhh? lagi sorang? heheheh~ byk lagi manusia yang bernama Alice Jones yang aku jpe kat tenet. Alice Jones yang berumur baru 12 tahun pun ade taw! haha!

btw, email kt atas tu sememangnye adalah palsu semate. tak betul pun. so kepada org2 diluar sane, jgnlah percaye. nonsence je sume ni.

~bui!

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Kenapa la ko ni tak paham2!

Lately ni, company mcm ade money problem sket. gaji slalu terpaksa keluar lambat. and yes, saye tau kenapa perkare ini berlaku. kerane, pembeli2 suke buat payment sgt lambat! mcm bodo! skang ni pun tgh tunggu 3 payment from buyers. sial la! kan dh nk raye ni~ bayar la cepat2 sket. tak boleh ke? takde hati perut hempedu jantung betul la diorang ni!

Kesian dkt makcik2+kakak2+abg2 operator kt blakang tu~ cemane nk siap for raye klu takde duit? i honestly do not understand this buyers...ntah ape yg susah sgt nk buat payment tu. i bet that amount wasnt that big fer them to pay either. klu korg dgr name2 buyers tu, korang mesti terkejut. company besar mcm tu pun tak boleh nk bayar company kecik kitorg ni ke?

Haaaiiishhh~! XP

Anyways, td ade this one pekerja yg nk berenti kerja dtg jpe aku. then die tanye psl gaji bulan august die. dgn selambe nye aku ckp ar. "ko keje tak ni?" memandangkan dh brape ari tak nmpk lobang hid0ng die kat production. dgn senyum yang tak semenggahnye die pun jawab, "org nk pegi la ni" gedik! dh la name p0n aida! benci aku~ pastue die mntak gaji die lagi and btau aku yang die nk berenti keje ari ni. aku pun ckp ar.."owh, klu centu..ko tak dpt ar gaji last month,"

die dgn terkejut beruknye bertanye kembali "apsal plak?" kemudian aku pun jawab dengan bestnye "sebab, engko bkn lagi under probation. ko dh konfem. so klu nk berenti kne la bagi notis 1 bulan kerja. klu tak nk kerja 1 bulan, ko kne la ganti dgn notis 1 bulan gaji," "abes tu eda tak dpt gaji la?" dgn bebalnye die bertanye.
"yes! tp klu ko tak bagi 1 bulan notis la. tapi klu ko nk gaji ko jugak, ko kne ar keje 1 bulan dlu baru berenti"

pastue die diam sejenak, lalu berkata "tapi eda dh kerja tmpt lain. susah la mcm ni. eda nk pkai duit utk raye ni. kak aida bagi la gaji tu dlu.nnt eda byar la balik ansur2" sorry to say dik, tapi tat's is not in my authority. cant simply change the rules. ko tak bace ke offer letter yg aku bagi kat ko awal2 dlu?

"sori ar eda. aku tak ley nk tolong paper~ bek ko gi tanye en.zul. bgtau die yg ko nk berenti" ceh, mcm dlm drama rtm 1 plak aku menjawab. nganganga~~! XD die pun berlalu dgn ganasnye ke warehouse. hah! pedulik ape aku~ mengade!

then after a while, en.zul dtg bgtau psl si eda ni. die ckp nk terminate eda sb die dh tak dtg kerja since 11hb lagi. tibe2 dtg ari ni nk mintak gaji. perangai~! so dgn senang hatinye aku dh type and print termination letter utk die. esok aku bagi~ mesti die terkejut lalu mengam0k. sebab tadi die ckp nk dtg keje cni balik besok. haha! sori ar dik~ kerane mengikut undang2 buruh Seksyen 15(2) Akta Kerja 1958, engko dgn sendirinye telah menamatkan khidmat ko kt syarikat ni dgn tidak menghadirkan diri tanpa sebab lebih dari 3 hari! (Waaaaahhhh~! 8D gile ar aida ni~ mentang2 dh terer bab2 HRAdmin ni~ gedik!! XD)

dh ar..penat ar tulis pepanjang ni. korang pun mcm ar nk bace~ blek! XP

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serabut!!

our office is in chaos today. tibe2 ramai plak visitor yg datang. delivery pun byk hari ni. pastue wirda tak abes2 asek kne marah. kesian giler. im the only one yg tak terkene any tempias. but im sho' busy tho'. byk nk kne buat ni. kepale aku dh serabut dh ni~ keje tak abes lagi..dh ade org laen tabur keje lagi. mcm gampang!

owh gawd! im desperately need a break! i need a holiday~ waaaaaaarrrgggghhhhhhhh!!!

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