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Monday, June 15, 2009

I'm Bored but then I Found This #7

Do you know that...

*Ducks quacks don't echo. No one knows why.

*Hitler's mother thought about having an abortion, but was talked out of it by her doctor.

*We shed 40 pounds of skin in a lifetime.

*Like fingerprints, everyones tongueprint is different.

*Right handed people live on average 9 years longer than left handed people

*A person uses approximately fifty-seven sheets of toilet paper each day

*In Singapore, it is illegal to sell or own chewing gum

*"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".

*A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

*Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it.

*Donald Duck was banned in Finland for a while because he doesn't wear pants.

*The longest word in the English language is
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

*111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

*The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan."

*The manufacturing documentation for a Jumbo Jet weighs more than a Jumbo Jet.

*If electrodes are inserted at opposite ends of a pickle, and electricity is passed through, the pickle will glow.

*The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

*Mel Blanc, the voice of Bugs Bunny, was allergic to carrots.

*40% of cases a pizza will arrive sooner than an ambulance.

*Most toliets flush in E-flat.

*It is believed that Shakespeare was 46 around the time that the King James Version of the Bible was written. In Psalms 46, the 46th word from the first word is shake and the 46th word from the last word is spear.

*The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly.

*In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

*A hummingbird weighs less than a penny.

*The longest one-syllable word is "screeched."

*Frowning burns more calories than smiling.

*1/4 of the bones in your body are in your feet.

*The average woman consumes 6 pounds of lipstick in her lifetime.

*The bullfrog is the only animal that never sleeps.

*If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.

*A ball of glass will bounce higher that a ball of rubber.

*Children grow faster in the spring.

*On average, a human being will spend up to 2 weeks kissing in his/her lifetime.

*Mosquitoes are attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.

*A sneeze travels out of your mouth at over100 miles per hour.

*Some ribbon worms will eat themselves if they cant find any food.

*A "dude" is an infected hair on an elephants butt.

*The average person has a total of 6 pounds of skin.

*Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them.

*On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.

*On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.

*Red is the most commonly colored vehical involved in accidents each year.

*The swastika was origionaly a symbol of peace and honor and is still used by Buddhists today.

*Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

*Shakespeare invented the words "assassination" and "bump."

*In most advertisements, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.

*American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.

*The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

*Marilyn Monroe had 6 toes

p/s: Satu lagi cubaan untuk menseratuskan entry blog ku~ =)


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I'm Bored but then I Found This #6

Hilarious!! and I love it! How I wish I had the guts to do so! hahaahahaha~! XD

How To Get Out Of A Traffic Ticket!

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.

It was valid.

Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card.

The driver owned the car.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem.

Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!

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I'm Bored but then I Found This #5

When The German's are trying to adopt the English Languange.

The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).

In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy.

Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 per sent shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by " v".

During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst place....


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I'm Bored but then I Found This #4

These are some fun phares that I got from boardofwisdom.com. Damn funny too! I'm still laughing my ass of while posting this btw~! haha!

1. Someday your prince charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
- and I think that's why I'm still single~ haha!

2. People have the right to be stupid. Some people abuse that privilege.
- and some even claim that they're not while abusing it!

3. Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it.
- Wahahahahahahaahaha! XD

4. People that don't know me think I'm shy. People that do know me wish I were.

5. The next time you think you're perfect, try walking on water.

6. Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!
- Wahahahahahhaha! sgt kejam! XD

7. It's not that I'm antisocial. I just don't like you.

8. Please don't interupt me while im ignoring you.

9. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful...hate me because your man thinks I am.

10. Gone crazy...be right back! =)

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Wednesday, June 10, 2009

I'm Bored but then I Found This #3

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???

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Wednesday, May 27, 2009

I'm Bored but then I Found This #2

And then I found this joke. It cracked me up even more! ROFL!! and btw, I'm totally agree with this! like completely! I mean, c'mon! XD

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fawking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that s**t up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say "oh shit I'm sorry I thought paper would protect you, asshole." -Unknown


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p/s: btw, our local version of 1,2,3 jus is waayy better! make sense too!! XD


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I'm Bored but then I Found This #1

As I was googling and surfing the web, I found this piece of joke. Which is incredibly hilarious. Oh how I wish I had the same idea back then. enjoy! =)

A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.

Your daughter, Judith

PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.


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Saturday, May 09, 2009

Petua Tercekik Tulang.

Once Upon A Time....

Aku datang dari keluarga yg besar ... 16 adik-beradik, bila sesekali
berkumpul, dah tentu mak aku akan buat majlis makan besar-besar dan
best-best !!! Dalam ramai2 adik-beradik, bukan semua yg suka stail aku,
apabila aku bawa gaya hidup "gaya pulang ke pangkal jalan" ... maka adalah
yg tak kena sana sini ... oh..

Masa makan, aku pun duduk lah cara Nabi .... (rujuk ustaz) lalu ada yg
sound:

"apahal duduk macam nak berlari ajer ...."
"tak baik lutut tinggi pada makanan ...."
"ni duduk ke nak berak nie ....?"

Oleh sebab aku lelaki beriman, maka aku buat muka seposen .... aku pun
basuh tangan,

Nota untuk mua'alaf :
sebelum makan sunnah Nabi adalah basuh kedua2 tangan dan berkumur,
insyaAllah jika korang amal nie sebelum korang mati Allah akan
mempermudahkan segala
urusan hutang piutang korang. Hutang kereta/ rumah/ kahwin/ study/ along
bla bla bla !!!

Sambung balik, aku pun berpikir ... ada baiknya juga Nabi tak makan pakai
sudu @ garfu, kalau Nabi makan pakai sudu, susah pulak org miskin macam aku
nak ikut
sunnah Nabi, nak pakai sudu material apa? stainless steel ke inconnel 601?
Nak pakai colour camne? matelic ke cooper? kan susah tu !!!

Tu belum lagi jika Nabi makan pakai kerusi dan meja ... bentuk bulat ke
bentuk heksagon?, oktagon?, nanagon? nak kena pergi Kedai perabot buat
ansuran
mudah ! jimat ! hanya RM 1 dan tunggu 30 hari, kunjungilah kedai perabot
terbesar di Malaysia, bla bla bla !!! Oh..

Emm ... Lepas tu makan lah, aku makan dengan tiga jari (sunnah Nabi)
kemudian, ada pulak suara2 yg sound:

"Eh, kenyang ke makan dengan tiga jari?"
Aku kata : "huh, anak cina makan dengan dua kayu elok2 habis nasi satu
pinggang !!!"

Tapi oleh kerana aku sorang jer yg makan dengan tiga jari, org lain makan
dengan lima jari, maka aku lihat kadar flow of suapan dan kadar quantity of
lauk-pauk
diorang lebih laju dan maju, maka aku menukar jariku dari 3 kepada 5 ... oh
.... tepuk dada tanya iman..

Kemudian aku minum dari tangan kanan yg tidak berbasuh .....

Diorang tegur: "essh .... pengotor betullah"

Aku kata:
"Apa pulak kotor, aku makan nasi, bukan tahik !!!" (tapi aku kata dalam
hati sebab aku lelaki beriman)
"Nie, apahal jilat2 jari nie? lucah betul !!" tanya diorang pada aku .....
"Makan ayam sedap sampai ke kaki .... makan sate sedap sampai ke lidi he he
heh" kataku.

Banyak pulak diorang komplen cara aku makan .... err maksud aku cara Nabi
makan ... aku tahu tak berguna berdebat ngan mereka kalau aku ubah topik
dengan bertanya :

Tahukah korang kenapa lembu makan rumput dan kambing makan daun?

Abang aku kata :
sebab tengkuk lembu berat ... bla bla bla ....

Aku kata:
"salah !!! lembu makan rumput dan kambing makan daun sebab mereka lapar !!!
(tak lawak) ha ha ha !!!"

Aku menyambung :
"Penting makan cara Nabi sebab kita hari2 makan, tapi bila tak ikut sunnah,
maka jadi macam lembu dan kambing makan sajer, namun bila korang makan
macam

Nabi saw makan, maka di kira ibadat ...

Masa nak makan, niatlah makan kerana perintah Allah, namun kena nafikan
makanan yg bagi kenyang .... hakikatnya kenyang datang dari kudrat Allah. "

Tiba2 mak aku tercekik tulang ikan .... (bayangkan seorang makcik sedang
tercekik tulang) Kemudian, Mak aku mendapat nasihat secara berperingkat,
ada yg

sarankan agar makan pisang, minum air dengan capat, makan nasi kepal dan
lain2, tapi masih tak berjaya .... kesian mak aku ...

"Huh! Hamka, Takkan kau tak tahu cara sunnah Nabi nak buang tulang tercekik
camne? .... cakap terer ...." (kata abang aku)

Aku kata:
"senang sajer ... Mak angkat kedua-dua tangan ke atas .... "
Mak aku pun buat .... tapi masih tak jadi ....

Aku kata:
"lurus Mak, tangan mak dua-dua kena lurus ..... !!!"

(bayangkan seorang makcik yg sedang duduk bersila sambil kedua-dua tangan
diluruskan ke atas, tangan kanan masih terdapat sisa2 nasi,

manakala di lengan dan tengkuk di penuhi dengan rantai emas ....)

Aku kata: "Sekarang sebut: SUPERMAN RETURN !!!!!! "
HA HA HA .... (semua org ketawa) nasi berhembur-hembur di sana sini.
Mak aku juga ketawa .... sehingga tulang yg tercekik itu terkeluar ....

Semuanya dari Allah!!!

He he he ... selamat mencuba, ni bukan hadith .... just pengalaman.

PS :
sekiranya rakan korang menjadi mayat (over ketawa sehingga tulang mencucuk
tengkuk) sesungguhnya penulis tidak bertanggung jawab !!! (superman pun
akan jadi mayat).
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notakaki: Dapat joke ni from email. 10x bace, 24x aku gelak! LMFAO!!!


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Wednesday, May 06, 2009

Googling a Google~

Pernah tak korang google name korang sendiri? Saya pernah!! *angkat tangan* Haha! I'd google my name a while ago and berasa sangat gembira apabila link pertama yang di jumpa adalah link Facebook ku~! \(^v^)/

Yay! Aida Nur adalah research-able di web search! LOL!!

Tapi adalah menakutkan bila ternampak link2 lain yang tertera dengan nama Aida Nur walhal saya langsung takde sangkut paut dengan website tersebut. Paling best bile terbaca ayat ni, "...After workshop with Aida Nur. Tito, Aida Nur and me,My friend Shazadi belly dancer from Mexico ..." (bile mase plak aku buat workshop nih? bellydance?!)

or this, "...she created a crime story, 'Aida Nur', which was situated in Egypt in the 1920s. ..." (crime story? bout me?!)

atau yang ini, "Nurse confesses to killing 18 patients, Egypt, Local. ArabicNews.com ... 42-year-old Aida Nur El-Din, a matron in an Alexandria hospital, tried to commit ..." (tidak! aku bukan pembunuh!)

Memang creepy giler! ade gak orang lain yang same name ngan aku dlm dunia ni rupanya~ ingatkan aku sorang je yang pakai nama tu! haha! (perasan lebey!)

Btw, I also found some interesting pictures that are related to my name's search result and I decided to share it in here~ Haha! I'm laughing my ass off while looking at these pictures. and I bet you would too!


Nie gambar budak kecik mane tah~ tapi name die Salma Aida. and this picture belongs to Deyna Rashid. pinjam sat eh?


Eh? adakah rumah ku? haha! naaahh..its a resort, named after me! ROFL!!!


Whoah!! Jadi ini lah comic crime story yang digembar gemburkan? ngahahah! ciss! adakah wanita bercoli besi itu bernama Aida Nur? jika ya, !@#$%^%$#@!!!!


Nie pahal lak tetiba ade gambar kon jalan plak nih? *garuk2 kepala*


Aida da musical? Whoah! Elton John tuuu~ gila weh! hahah!!


Aida shop? layak kah aku untuk meminta VvIP All Year Free Boucher? LOL!!


Pintu berwarna biru? apakah?


wut tha fcuk?! o_O?

Dah dah! penat ar nk upload banyak! klu korang nk tengok lagi, pegi google sendirik!


notakaki: aku tau gambar2 kat atas tue bukan aku yang punye, so kat cni aku nk cakap..aku pinjam sat eh? yg tak reti bahase melayu..i found these pictures while googling and i seek for those who owned this pictures for ur kindness permission to use it here in my blog.thank you. (ayat mengayat yg tak bley blah! har har! XD)


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Monday, February 23, 2009

The "100" facts! 8D

I had so much of free time so I did this fer the fun sake! Feel free to copy and do ur own version of it!


001. Real name → Aida Nur
002. Nickname(s) → Aida, Kakngah, Da, Dada, Aidateddy, Ai-chan & Miyuki
004. Zodiac sign → Im mah Scorpio bebeh!
005. Male or female → like duuuhhh! female!
006. Elementary → SKTRJ Sban
007. Middle School → SKTRJ Sban
008. High School → SMK Puteri Sban
010. Hair color → Black.
011. Long or short → fer now..i wanna keep it long~
012. Loud or Quiet → A lil bit on both? it depends on the situation
013. Sweats or Jeans → Jeans
014. Phone or Camera → a camera phone..? XD
015. Health freak → not reallyh~ heheh! i can be a lil bit of monica but much more a pig!
016. Drink or Smoke? → i smoke~ >_<;;;
017. Do you have a crush on someone? → yeah~ eheheh!
018. Eat or Drink → both! (^v^)
019. Piercings → 2
020. Tattoos → None

FIRSTS:
023. First piercing → When I was 9...heheh! yeah~ i wasnt a fan of piercing anyway~
024. First kiss → None
025. First boyfriend → a long long time agoooooooooooooo!
026. First crush → (>o<)i was only 5....huhu~ *blushing*
027. First pet → Yuni~my kitteh!
028. First big birthday → 0_0? x pernah kot! (-_-#)

CURRENTLY:
049. Eating → McD's Da-bu-ru Chee-su-ba-gar
050. Drinking → Ice Lemon Tea
052. I'm about to → Drop some chillie sauce and pickles
053. Listening to → annoying talks from this 4 perasan-cool fellas who sits near our table. idiots!
054. Plans for today → wanna watch Nic Tse's movies!~ ^3^
055. Waiting for → a snailmail from a friend~ haha!

YOUR FUTURE:
058. Want kids? → Definitely!
059. Want to get married? → If the guy's worth it haha!
060. Careers in mind → Art Director, PR, a professional slacker? (^o^)

WHICH IS BETTER?
068. Lips or eyes → Eyes, they speak more truths than the lips do
069. Shorter or taller? → Taller
070. Romantic or spontaneous → Is it too much to ask for both? Haha
073. Nice stomach or nice arms → nice stomach~ six pack wud do~ heheh!
074. Sensitive or loud → Well balanced
075. Hook-up or relationship → Relationship.
076. Trouble maker or hesitant → Impish hehe.

HAVE YOU EVER:
080. Lost glasses/contacts → Yep!
081. Ran away from home → Nope! Well, at least i tried to~ hahar!
082. Held a gun/knife for self defense → Err, nope
083. Killed somebody → I won't be here typing this shite if I did
084. Broken someone's heart → errr....i think....noo..pe!
087. Cried when someone died → Don't you?!

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
089. Yourself → Yep!
090. Miracles → Yup! ^e^
091. Love at first sight → ahah! hee~
092. Heaven → For sure!
093. Santa Claus → yeah~ and the grinch too! and those little tiny elfs, and rudolf..and blah blah blah....
094. Sex on the first date → definitely not! only idiot does tat~!
095. Kiss on the first date → nope!

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now → yeeeaaahhh~~~ (>3<)
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life → Things could probably be better, but I'm satisfied with all that I have now.
099. Do you believe in God → Yes
100. Post as 100 truths and tag 20 people → yeah..later! haha!


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Friday, February 20, 2009

My 25 Random Things

Disclaimer: Reading this will not necessarily leave one feeling contented or satisfied.


1. I had to think for about 2 weeks to write about my 25 random things. I'm pretty weak on describing or explaining bout myself. D8

2. This is so random. But then again, it’s my 25 random things so here goes. I love singing. heheh! I can spend up to 7 hours in a karaoke room and sings every little song i know. I even sang Amelina's Asyik! wakakakakaka!

3. I'm allergic to pineapple. Pineapples make my tongue itch. Even those little toppings fer pizzas!

4. I love to sleep. My average hour of sleeping is 5 hours....*silent* kahkahkah! naaahh..i need at least 12 hours of sleep so tat i cud wake up wif a fresh brain the nx mornin. eheh! *runs away b4 mama reads no.4*

5. I'm a huge fan of Nicholas Tse Ting Fung. Every time I saw him on tv, my heart wud melts. I even have a scrap book of him. I collected every single articles about him and even bought chinese magazines just to grab his pictures. And no..i can’t read chinese.

6. I’ve been told a million times tat i looked like 'ah moi'. Sometimes even those 'ah moi' themselves can't tell whether I’m a chinese or malay. Here i would like to clear things up, I'm a 100% pure malay! and im not a mix. My parents are a Kelantanese, so that’ll explain my looks...rite?

7. I don't like anything with a chocolate flavors. No chocolate ice-cream. No chocolate cake. No chocolate milk. No chocolate shake. But i do love chocolate bar tho'. XD

8. I hate medicine. When I was a kid, i gave my parents a really hard time to make me took those pills. They even have to break the pills into tiny pieces so tat I can swallow them at once. Doesn’t always work tho'...cus ill puke it all baq~ eheh~ (>v<;)

9. I don't like bananas. Cus its one of the trick tat my parents used to make me eat pills. I never like banana split. Tapi saya suke makan pisang goreng~~ ngeheheheheee~ XD

10. I'm allergic to dust. It'll make my eyes itch and I'll get a terrible flu afterwards!

11. I’m a computer addict. Everyone is nowadays huh?

12. I have a Diploma in Graphic Design but I’d just mastered Adobe Illustrator last year. ngahaha!

13. I’m the only one in my siblings with a nickname, ‘Kakngah’. We called my older brother ‘Abang’ and my two younger sisters, ‘Adik’ and ‘Adik’. XD

14. I even address myself to our pet cats as ‘Kakngah’. We have 10 cats at home btw~

15. I hate clowns!...nuff said!

16. I had always dream of having my own place where I can have a room fills with advance technology gadget, and another room for my very own private spa. Aaahhh~ I’ll send you an invitation ok?

17. I wanna have abilities like Peter Petrelli + Sylar + Matt Parkman + Hiro + Ando + Claire + Mohinder + Micah + and everyone in X-Men. Ngahahahahaha! XD

18. A very good listener~ =)

19. I’m saving some money to buy Mighty Morphin Power Rangers DVD set from Season 1 to 13. Ganbarimasu!!!! (>A<)/ I’ve already paid RM200 as deposit. Need more RM325~~~~~ T.T

20. 10 years from now, I hope tat I’m married to a kind, handsome and a rich guy…and we lived in lovely home in a faraway land with our two beautiful children. q(^3^)p

21. Hope tat I’ll quit my veeeerrrryy bad habit anytime soon~! >_<;;

22. Before I go to bed, I must make sure tat both of my cellphone, my favorite ‘bantal’, and a box of tissue’s are put at the most nearest possible position near me.

23. I rarely wear shoes or slippers while driving.

24. My favorite all time meal is Nasi Lemak with extra sambal and kacang, and Ice Lemon Tea to go with it~! XD

25. Finally! the last random thing…!! *silent* aarrr….uuu….I…I….aaa…..hah! It took me 3 days to finish this random tag! Thanx to both Anna and Nina fer tagging~ u made my day~~~ *rolleyes+fakesmile* XD

p/s: i'll tag u in facebook! get ready! ngehehehehehhhh! XD


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Sunday, August 10, 2008

Cherry Tree = Pokok Cherry XD

Legend has it that George Washington, America's first president, chopped down a cherry tree in his youth. George gives the tree a good swing and chops it down with an axe. His father sees the damaged tree and asks his son if he knows who did the deed. George is quoted bravely admitting the truth:
"I can't tell a lie, pa. You know I can't tell a lie. I did cut it with my axe."

This is a satire of how some Malaysian politicians circa 2008 may have reacted to the question:

PM Badawi - I did not cut down the tree , I was just taking a nap underneath it.

Najib - I swear that I have never MET that tree.

Hishamuddin - .....but I only own a keris ,not axe, how to cut down the tree.

Dr. Mahathir - Apa nama cherry tree, I chopped it down because , I don't like the idea of Pak lah sleeping under it.

Chua Soi Lek - Yes it was me, I resign as caretaker of this orchard.

VK Lingam - It could be me, it might have been me but I don't think its me.

Anwar Ibrahim - I DID NOT do it, and I am not giving any DNA samples for you to plant on the axe handle.

Khir Toyo - The new state government should just trim the grass and not waste time asking who cut the tree.

Ahmad Said - I chopped it because cherry trees are more expensive to maintain than durian trees.

Azalina Othman - The cherry tree is not included under my tourism MOU so I cut it down besides there were unauthorized signboards put up around the tree.

Shabery Cheek - I challenge you to a debate on tree cutting.

Samy Velu - I chopped it because HINDRAF members were using it as a meeting point

Wira Ali Rustam - We have planted Durian trees for 50 years and we will plant them for another 50 years, we do not need cheery trees, apple trees, pear trees and all these other foreign trees.

Rais Yatim - You must see the bigger picture, Ahmad said cherry trees are expensive to maintain, Ali Rustan said that are against our national identity and I needed to test my new axe, so you see- its a WIN-WIN situation all around.

Sharir Samad - I cut the tree because we could no longer afford to subsidize it.

Karpal Singh - The bigfoot creature did it.

Bung Mokhtar - The big monkey did it

Pandikar Amin Mulia - There is nothing in the standing orders against chopping cherry trees. Kinabatangan duduk, Bukit Gelugor duduk. Sit down.

Khairy Jamaluddin - I did not do it, neither did the mat rempits. By the way, what's a cherry tree ?

Lim Kit Siang - In response to Khairy - cherry tree also you don't know, you are an insult to Oxford.

Nazri Aziz - Racist, racist, racist, when we cut down durian trees nobody made a fuss.

Malaysian Citizens - Oh for heavens sake! Somebody plant something before we all starve to death.

credited from scukz.com


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