Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Tru d f0n~ XD

Believe it or n0t~im posting tis entry using my f0n! Juz downld 0pera mini.so im testing it~ so damn co0l! U shud downld one~

Tis is juz a test.ill wrote m0re l8ter~ bui~! XD


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Monday, November 10, 2008

Bile si Otak Sempit cube nak jadi Hebat~!

Kadang2 hidup ni tak sempurna. Manusia pun mane ade yang same 100%. Luaran je nampak baik, tapi hati mungkin lagi busuk dari sampah...mane kite tau. Sebab tu la kite jangan pandai2 menilai orang sebelum kite kenal siape die yg sebenarnye. Bak kate omputih, 'Don't judge a book by its cover'. Sebab kadang2 buku cover yang buruk tu lah, yang cerite die meletup-letup tau~ aww! hahaha! XD

Ni ape ce aida ni? heheh~ takde mende. tengah hangin dengan sorang supervisor kat kilang ni. Muke je baik. Dah la pakai tudung. Baru lepas beranak lak tuh. tapi mulut...macam haram!

Last week, i took two days off. so when i came back on thursday, i heard yang R&D department dengan QC bergaduh. takde la sampai bertumbuk. tapi sampai kerja tak siap la. Then, Ena(clerk) bagitau yang QC tak mau tolong R&D siapkan retort sample.

R&D department ade 2 je kakitangan, Chef dengan R&D assistant. so ade byk sample yg nk diretort. So diorang mintak la QC department tolong. But unfortunately, QC bley lepas tangan...tak nak tolong. dengan alasan "kitorang banyak kerja!" padahal,
masing2 duduk berborak je dlm Lab! Wut happened later i'm not sure. tak tanye pun, tapi ade Kak Zue(R&D asst.) cakap, Chef mengamuk!

Then on thursday morning, Abah panggil Chef, tanye hows everything. Hmm..dah tentu2 barang2 banyak yang belum siap lagi. So of corz la Chef bagitau wut happen kan? pastue, abah pun panggil Kak Ira(head of QC). aku yg tak tau wut happen pepagi tu cam hairan bile Kak Ira keluar from my Dad's office, crying. Bile tanye Ena, baru lah tau kenape~ tapi tak full story lagi la.

Memule cam tak amek port sangat. tapi bile Uncle Zul(Manager) datang kat aku and bagitau yang semalam Kak Yati(supervisor) give him a call(uncle zul pun on leave on wednesday) and marah2 pasal gaji. i was puzzeled. apahal plak? aku ade silap kire gaji ke? pastue baru aku teringat, kitorang dalam proses nk bagi adjustment & increment salary untuk budak2 production. and die tak dpt. sebab gaji die dh cukup banyak dah. and die tak layak nk dpt increment pon~!

And die la punce QC dengan R&D bergaduh. nak tau kenape? sebab si perempuan bodoh ni, dah pergi api2 kan Kak Ira and other QC's supaya tak tolong R&D buat kerja. So the result...keje pun tak siap. and yang kene marah bukan die. tapi Kak Ira. yang Kak Ira ni pun satu lagi si bengap! yang pergi ikut bontot si Bebal tu buat ape? kan ke menjahanamkan diri sendiri?

Lepas tu, nk dijadikan lagi cerite, Uncle Zul panggil Chef, Kak Ira & Kak Yati to the conference room. Die nk tau cerite sebenar from their own mouth. Chef dengan Uncle Zul dah sedie duduk kt boardroom, tapi si bebal 2 ekor ni tak masuk2 lagi. Chef dengan baek hati nye, pegi la panggil. tapi tak masuk2 gak. pastue, uncle zul keluar from boardroom, tanye "mane pegi penyamun 2 ekor tu? panggil diorang masuk cepat! klau tak, pegi balik! saye malas nk layan dah!"

Ena pulak yang pergi panggil monyet2 tersebut. tapi tak masuk2 jugak. aku yang tengah nak demam time tuh, pastue dengan banyak kerja lagi nih, cam hangin plak bile Ena keluar masuk nk dekat 3 kali panggil diorang. Aku pun bangun, pergi office sebelah. Aku tengok diorang tengah duduk lagi kat meja masing2. Kak Ira tengah nangis. yang Kak Yati duduk je, ntah buat ape.

Memule aku ckp slow2 la gak. Aku bgtau diorang yang En.Zul dah tunggu kat boardroom. Tapi diorang still duduk, tak bangun2 gak. Aku sabar. Aku cakap lagi, "Kak, En.Zul dah tunggu dalam boardroom tu. Masuklah skarang,"slow lagi ni. Kak Yati mengHaa kan cakap aku, tapi tak bangun2 lagi gak. Aku sabar lagi. Sekali lagi aku cakap, "Kak, masuklah boardroom.En.Zul dh tunggu~" Die angguk lagi.tapi still bontot tu melekat jugak kat kerusi tu.

Kalau dah 3 kali aku cakap ko tak bergerak jugak, memang ko saje nak buat aku naik angin la kan~ Kemudian dengan best nye aku pun ternaik la sikit nada ringtone suare aku tu ke high-note. aku pun berkate dengan muke yg dah macam nk mkn org, "Dah tu bangunlah, bergerak! En.Zul dh tunggu kan?!" mau terkejut Kak Yati, sampai terlompat die dari seat. aku time tu yang nk tergelak terus pusing blakang, masuk ofis. gahahahahaha~! XD

Jadi setelah bace perkara di atas, korang mesti pelik kan? ape yang aku bengang lagi nih kat Kak Yati? haa! meh cni aku cerite pasal mulut pantat minah ni...

Selepas kejadian, aku 'menengking' mereka,(honestly,takde la kuat mane aku tengking dowh~tak masuk dlm kategori tengking pun aku rase)Kak Yati panggil Ena. and die actually boleh tanye kenape aku marah2. and boleh plak cakap aku tak patut marah diorang and aku tak hormat orang lagi tua.

ey~HEL-LO! rumah takde cermin ke kak? sape yang tak hormat orang tua? siapa yang biarkan manager tertunggu2 kat dalam boardroom lama2? sape yang selalu melawan cakap manager? len kali nak bercakap...sile tengok cermin dlu. klu takde saye bley belikan yang saiz triple XL. biar luas sket bley tengok!

Lepas tu yang lagi best, si Yati busuk hati ni bley lagi cakap yang aku ni mentang2 lah anak bos, itu yang aku sedap2 je bley marah diorang. burit engko la! Memang aku anak Bos! ko pe susah? Klu aku ni bukan anak bos pun, ko memang kene gak ngan aku. sebabnye, pangkat aku lagi besar dari ko. aku memang ade hak pun nk tegur ko time tu. ini bukan soal hormat orang tua atau tak. business is business!

Anyway, si Yati hampas kelapa busuk ni memang merupakan golongan orang2 yang tak tau malu lagi tak sedor diri. Dah tau pangkat awak tu hanye Supervisor utk production, apa hal plak ko nk banding2 kan gaji ko dengan Chef yang terang2 dalam Top Management. eh, klau nk di ikutkan...Chef tu one of your bos tau! Ko pahal lak nk pertikaikan Chef punye kerja plak? siap bley tuduh Chef kaki bodek bos lagi eh? mcm lahanat itu mulut!

Aku kt cni bukan nk cakap ikut sedap mulut ok. klau ikutkan hati aku, engko, aku dah lame berhentikan kerja! tapi aku pikir gak gune otak aku ni. bukan cam ko. dah la pikir gune gigi go yang ade seket jongos tu, otak ko pun bley tahan sempit gak! Bodoh! Aku pikir sebab ko keje kt production and Kak Ira dlm Lab. klu ati korang mmg btol2 busuk...probably you guys wud do something to jeopardies our company. so i am not willing to take that risk. biar la aku, diam je dari pecahkan kepale korang. aku lagi sanggup makan hati dari tengok company bapak aku jatuh~

Tapi...diam2 aku, ko jangan ingat aku takut ngan ko. takde makne nye aku nk biar je mende ni. aku kan mentang2 anak bos.bley buat sesuke hati aku. so ko tunggu je la aku sound ko tepek nx time nnt~ aku kan anak bos! .........bangang!

-aku yg bengang-


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Monday, October 13, 2008

The Bitch is soooooo back, baby!!

oh yeah! i dig this song!



go britney! XD


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Thursday, October 09, 2008

kalaulah aku sgt b0do~akan ku tlg kamu...huhuhu!

received this sad email earlier today~

"Dear Beloved,

I hope this email meets you in good health, I have been worried why you are yet to reply my previous email to you or if you ever received it. Like I told you, I am Mrs Alice Jones, married to Late Mr Peter Jones, who was a well established business merchant before he passed on. I got your email via the internet. Please carefully read and understand my reason for contacting you through this email.

For the past 2 years I have been going through so much depression and I am willing to share my pains with you. please I do not want you to turn me down at this point because my health depends on it. I lost my husband and my only son to a car accident and this has really shorted life for me and to crown it all, after the funeral ceremony, my late husbands relatives took all my belonging and everything belonging to me and my family because I do not have a child for their brother anymore.

Ever since then, they have paid no attention to my welfare. It was hell for me after the funeral so I had to leave the family home. While leaving my home, I took along with me the documents concerning my late husbands investment in the value of $5m in one of the banks in Europe and I have proposed this investment for charity. Due to my poor health status and the presence of my late husbands relatives around me, I ask for your assistance.

Please, I need you to help me secure the investment fund for my welfare and charity purpose. I want you to partner with me in securing this funds to your account in your country and use to implement a charity project in my late husbands name.

In appreciation of your help at the successful delivery of the funds to you, you are to keep 30% for yourself, and the remaining 70% for my welfare and my project. Should you be interested in my proposal, please treat this project with utmost confidentiality and respond to my letter immediately via my private email (alice008p.mrsjones@hotmail.com) with the following information

1. Your Full names......
2. Your Address......
3. Your Telephone /Fax......

On reception of the above information's, will enable me commence all arrangement for the purpose of our partnership to the bank so you will represent me as my partner for the investment to be released to you to commence on my project. Subject to your response, I will give you more information on how to secure the funds and how we will handle the project.

Please, write back to me A.S.A.P because my health also depends on it.

Remain Blessed,
Mrs. Alice Jones"


bile dh abes bace email ni, cam kesian plak kat auntie Alice Jones ni. pandai betul mereka yang mengarang surat ini. betul2 buat aku jadi kesian kan auntie Alice Jones ni. tapi malangnya, aku bukanlah orang yang bodoh. nak dekat 88juta kali aku dapat email yang mcm ni. lain2 version plak tu~ hmm..kretip la tukang karut ni! haha!

tapi pastue aku saje2 je gatal nk google name auntia Alice Jones ni. last2 ko nk tau aku jpe ape? nih aku copy past kan utk anda...

"Mrs. Alice Jones
Died Sept. 24, 2008
ELLENBORO - Mrs. Alice Linder Jones, 82, of 121 Jones Road, died Wednsday, Sept. 24, 2008, at Rutherford Hospital.
Visitation: The family will receive friends Friday, Sept. 26, from 7 to 88:30p.m. at McKinney-Landreth Funeral Home.
Funeral: Saturday, Sept. 27, 2 p.m., A.C. McKinney Memorial Chapel
Burial: Cleveland Memorial Park
Funeral home: McKinney-Landreth Funeral Home
Online condolences: www.mckinneylandrethfuneralhome.com
Published in the Shelby Star from 9/26/2008 - 9/27/2008"


Rupe2 nye auntie Alice Jones ni dah meninggal daaa~ uik? orang yg dh takde bagi aku email? biar betik?! gahahaha! XD sarcastic ni~ eh, ade lagi ade lagi!!


"DENVER — Alice Jones, 82, Logansport, formerly of Twelve Mile, died Wednesday, June 13, 2007, in Methodist Hospital, Indianapolis.

Born Dec. 18, 1924, in Carroll County, she was the daughter of Lewis and Mary Downham Wallace. She was married to Thomas Leroy “Tim” Jones, who preceded in death in 1985.

Mrs. Jones was a retired assembler from Sherill Corporation of Mexico. She attended Calvary Union Church and enjoyed playing euchre.

Surviving are two sons, Melvin L. Jones, Francesville, and Robert L. Jones, Twelve Mile; five grandchildren, Bradley Jones, Logansport, Bobbi Marshall, Atlanta, Ga., Jennifer Pritt, Greenwood, and Tina Cattin and Tammy Jones, both of Twelve Mile; and several great-grandchildren.

Five sisters and one brother preceded in death.

There will be no services.

Friends may call from 3 to 7 p.m. Saturday in McClain Funeral Home."



eeehhh? lagi sorang? heheheh~ byk lagi manusia yang bernama Alice Jones yang aku jpe kat tenet. Alice Jones yang berumur baru 12 tahun pun ade taw! haha!

btw, email kt atas tu sememangnye adalah palsu semate. tak betul pun. so kepada org2 diluar sane, jgnlah percaye. nonsence je sume ni.

~bui!


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Wednesday, October 08, 2008

..wut i am trying to say is...

hmm...i am about to complain on my blog again! run!! XD

Memule nk tanye sket, do you smoke? are you a male or a female? what are your thoughts about a female who smoke? is it bad or you just simply dont care? and whats the different does it make if that smoker a male or a female?

in our society(Malaysians), smoking had been one of the main social life. Malaysians had been smoking since god knows when. And from my surveillance, male and female had been smoking equally since then. even now, there are nenek2 yg still smoking. so i dont really get it when some people make a big fuss when they saw a female lighted up a smoke.

Honestly i am a smoker myself. socially. i am not a heavy smoker FYI. i only smoke when im out with my friends or when im driving. cus i easily get sleepy while driving so smoking keeps me awake. and i can sure skip days without smoking and live happily like a normal person does. seriously! i do! i can live without cigarettes for months!

sigh* The thing is, do you judge someone personality by his/her smoking habits? what does smoking had to do with their personality? bukan cuba nk tegakkan benang yang basah. yes! i have to admit that smokers are a part of a bad example for social life and a very bad civilisation human ever created!

When i was a kid, i was taught how smoking was bad for your health. and smoking is no good. and smokers are baaad people~ and i remembered how i used to be that innocent yet stupid little girl who hate smokers. yep! i used to hate them! in fact, i used to label them. without actually knowing the person. hmmm~

But when i started college, i started to open up. accepting people who are smokers as a friend. Male or female, i dun really care. cus i dont judge people on what they do. as long as you not a psychic killer or a suicide bomber, then im ok with u~ XD

so how did the innocent yet stupid girl get involved with this bad habit? well, it was sorta and experiment for myself where i got carried away eventually. tu la, ckp mak tak mo dgr~ haha!

Before, i used to kept my bad habits down low to make sure that my parents wont ever find out. Tapi sepandai pandai tupai melompat, akhirnya jatuh ke tanah jua~ huhu! So now, i smoke freely as i want. well..not exactly that free la! i am not that kurang ajar sampai nk smoke infront of my parents. Just that i am no longer sorok2 la bile smoke kat luar. and i dont mind at all if ternampak anyone that i knew. cus honestly i dont really care wut others might say bout me. even tho i knew that they obviously will tell my parents bout it.like duhh! i just smokes. not that i kill any being for gawd sake! halo?!

i dont understand why is it okay for men to smoke and women who smoke always dipandang 'hina' oleh segelintir orang. while the concicuinces of smoking is obviously the same. for our culture, memanglah tak manis bile orang perempuan merokok. cus women are labeled as the sopan santun dan harus menjaga tata susila (shit talks!XD).but what if she legally wanted to smoke but still keeps her kindness and attitudes towards others and herself, so then, what is the problem?

For the past years, from my experience, not all women(or even men)who smoke, gives bad examples to others. cus some of these people are actually nice and social problems free! they didnt get involve with samseng or freesex or drugs or anything related to that! uuu..like me! haha! seriously! i smoke.i go to clubs. but i dont think that makes me a bad person. and i am also proud to say that i will have my white wedding someday in the future.(if u know wut i mean!XD)

And belive me, ive met some people who doesnt smoke, who didnt go to club or parties, who tots that marijuana is some kind of exotic animals...and they're not nice! some are backstabbers and some even practise free sex! hey! tat is even worst than smoking!

What im trying to say is...i'm probably a smoker but that doesnt make me a bad person...

[sigh] >_<;


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