Monday, June 15, 2009

I'm Bored but then I Found This #7

Do you know that...

*Ducks quacks don't echo. No one knows why.

*Hitler's mother thought about having an abortion, but was talked out of it by her doctor.

*We shed 40 pounds of skin in a lifetime.

*Like fingerprints, everyones tongueprint is different.

*Right handed people live on average 9 years longer than left handed people

*A person uses approximately fifty-seven sheets of toilet paper each day

*In Singapore, it is illegal to sell or own chewing gum

*"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".

*A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

*Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it.

*Donald Duck was banned in Finland for a while because he doesn't wear pants.

*The longest word in the English language is
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

*111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

*The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan."

*The manufacturing documentation for a Jumbo Jet weighs more than a Jumbo Jet.

*If electrodes are inserted at opposite ends of a pickle, and electricity is passed through, the pickle will glow.

*The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

*Mel Blanc, the voice of Bugs Bunny, was allergic to carrots.

*40% of cases a pizza will arrive sooner than an ambulance.

*Most toliets flush in E-flat.

*It is believed that Shakespeare was 46 around the time that the King James Version of the Bible was written. In Psalms 46, the 46th word from the first word is shake and the 46th word from the last word is spear.

*The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly.

*In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

*A hummingbird weighs less than a penny.

*The longest one-syllable word is "screeched."

*Frowning burns more calories than smiling.

*1/4 of the bones in your body are in your feet.

*The average woman consumes 6 pounds of lipstick in her lifetime.

*The bullfrog is the only animal that never sleeps.

*If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.

*A ball of glass will bounce higher that a ball of rubber.

*Children grow faster in the spring.

*On average, a human being will spend up to 2 weeks kissing in his/her lifetime.

*Mosquitoes are attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.

*A sneeze travels out of your mouth at over100 miles per hour.

*Some ribbon worms will eat themselves if they cant find any food.

*A "dude" is an infected hair on an elephants butt.

*The average person has a total of 6 pounds of skin.

*Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them.

*On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.

*On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.

*Red is the most commonly colored vehical involved in accidents each year.

*The swastika was origionaly a symbol of peace and honor and is still used by Buddhists today.

*Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

*Shakespeare invented the words "assassination" and "bump."

*In most advertisements, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.

*American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.

*The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

*Marilyn Monroe had 6 toes

p/s: Satu lagi cubaan untuk menseratuskan entry blog ku~ =)


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I'm Bored but then I Found This #6

Hilarious!! and I love it! How I wish I had the guts to do so! hahaahahaha~! XD

How To Get Out Of A Traffic Ticket!

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.

It was valid.

Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card.

The driver owned the car.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem.

Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!

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I'm Bored but then I Found This #5

When The German's are trying to adopt the English Languange.

The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).

In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy.

Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 per sent shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by " v".

During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst place....


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crap!

Its 9 hours & 48 seconds more till 16th of June. I need 7 more entries to make this challenge possible. Hmmm...I'll probably going to add more craps in my blog due to this. Haha!

Like this very entry for example! ngahahahhhaahaha!

k~ bye!

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